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Written by Jon
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Friday, 01 May 2009 17:25 |
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson. Here I sit in misty vapor in a shithouse with no paper I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger. What is the difference between a sin and shame? It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out. Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female. The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack" "No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet" Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex? A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich? Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC? A. Because its finger licking good! Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? A. They can smell it but they cant eat it! Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???...... A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face
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Last Updated on Friday, 01 May 2009 17:29 |